Archive for October, 2009

A man is walking home  alone late one foggy Halloween night,when behind him he hears:

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER…

FASTER..

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP……

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP….

clappity-BUMP…

on his heels, as the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…

and,

(wait for it!!)

The coffin stops

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THIS IS A TWITTER PARTY! YOU MUST HAVE A TWITTER ID TO ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY!

Join me on October 29th from 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm est on Twitter for a Halloween Monster Bash! Join in the party just by using and following the hastag #MMBASH! All winners will be announced at the party! Please leave a separate Comment for each Entry. Giveaway is open to residence in the Continental US who are 18 years of age or older. You must have a Twitter Account to enter. I reserve the right to remove any entry from this giveaway. This giveaway ends 10/29/09 at 5 pm EST.

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If you are collecting Coke points, today is the day to enter all of your Diet Coke Codes!  Double points are awards for all Diet Coke codes and the bonus points do not count towards your weekly 120 point limit.  Glad I saved mine and got a few extra points today.

If you have not joined My Coke Rewards (http://www.mycokerewards.com/home.do), it a great way to get something back from your soda habit.  Since they started the program, I have gotten a free cooler, folding chair, sodas and 2 $50 Nike gift cards (Can anyone say back to school shoes?) among other things.

If you would like a referral link, please email me your email address and I will send one out to you! (Thanks Dawn!)