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6 TRUTHS OF LIFE
July 6th, 2010 | 
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One of my good friends sent me this tonight. I needed the laugh and had to pass it on.
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. (TRY IT!)
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this but I’m an idiot and I needed company.
You now have 2 options…delete it or send it along to put a smile on some other idiot’s face today.
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Wordless Wednesday – The Smart way to Decorate
LINK UP YOUR WORDLESS WEDNESDAY POSTS! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM!
A man was driving down the road…..
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.
Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, ‘What seems to be the problem?’
‘I’m out of gas,’ the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
“Try it now,’ said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. ‘Wow!’ the man exclaimed, ‘what did you put in my gas tank’?
The bee answered,
Elf Yourself with Office Max
This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I suppose it makes it more funny that I am looking at myself. I put a Mr Linky below. If you have Elf’ed Yourself post the link below! I would love to see it! If you haven’t yet, hop over here and make one!
