1. More than 3000 people auditioned for Afghan model in 2009. Only 10 were women.

2. The signal of tickling runs at the speed of 322 km/h in a human body.

3. There is enough water in American swimming pools to cover the whole city of San Francisco seven feet deep.

4. Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.

5. In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

6. In November 1999, two women were killed by a lightning bolt. The underwire located in their bras acted as a electrical conductors. (That would be my luck)

7. When the Egyptians destroyed Libya in the 13th century B.C. they took 13,230 penises of the conquered enemies as trophies. (ummmmm)

8. A 28 yr old South Korean man had a 50-hour-long video game session (Starcraft), and promptly died of a heart attack stemming from exhaustion

9. Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

10. Studies show that men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

I am completely obsessed with weird facts. I have about 5 apps on my phone and I read them when I am bored. Some of them aretruly amazing and I often sit there like, “What the hell?” I needed to share some.. I can’t vouch that these are 100% true or not but take it as you want.

1. A surfer once sued another surfer for stealing his wave.

2. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

3. Workers at a Las Vegas hospital were suspended for placing bets on when patients would die. (Tasteless)

4. The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word.

5. A Chinese teenager was so desperate to acquire the new iPad 2 that he sold one of his kidneys for just £2,000 to pay for it.

6. The longest official kiss lasted 32 hours, 7 minutes and 14 seconds. (I am going to have to work on that one)

7. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! (OMG I can’t imagine!)

8. There are MORE germs in the human mouth than in the anus. (That gives new meaning to Kiss My Ass!)

9. Two out of three men say they would have sex for cash, and 16 percent of them would do it for $150 or less. (Not shocking!)

10. The first actual computer “bug” was a dead moth which was stuck in a Harvard Mark II computer in 1947.

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My mother-in-law sent me this today and I would like to dedicate this to my good friend Dawn. I love you for having the same views on cleaning as me!

I don’t do windows because …
I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company,I have named most of them,and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because…
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because…
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because…
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because…
I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!

From the creators of DESPICABLE ME comes HOP, the new live-action/CG-animated comedy – in theaters on April 1st! In anticipation of meeting E.B., the pink berets, and the rest of the Easter Island gang, we’ve got some fun-tastic HOP news items to share with you. Get details below…go on, HOP to it! Keep checking back to the HOP facebook page for fun updates, new clips from the film and to get the latest whereabouts of the HOP characters at the Bunny Tracker tab.  Keep checking back, they might be visiting your local city!

Visit I Want Candy and get downloads & play a ton of games; outrun the Pink Berets in Candy Craze,  help E.B. quality check the candy factory in Bunny Hop, and see if you have what it takes to Be the Bunny.  Be sure to grab the super fun activity sheets, print out your own set of bunny ears, and get one of the great new HOP buddy icons!

Mobile App Fun!

Doodle Jump fans can play the super-secret new Easter-themed level as E.B. and look for an exclusive HOP version of Doodle Jump soon! You can also download the free Hop on Drums app and drum like E.B. – available on iPhone and Android.

HOP on over to these sites for even more fun! Enter the AOL Patch Hop In To Spring Sweepstakes and you could win a free, fun-filled screening of Hop for your city!  Visit Poptropica to visit HOP’s candy factory and play games. Visit Webkinz World to earn your virtual bunny avatar and other HOP-inspired daily prizes.

Watch the trailers!

Disclaimer: I was not paid any form of cash or product for this posting.  All opinions are my own and all media information was provided by the representing PR firm. Read more about Delightful Chaos’ Disclosure Policy.

I recently had a little oopsie and hurt my back. A friend of mine was asking this morning how I was feeling. I just thought this was funny as I sat there re-reading it. What could he say back to that?

Friend: Did you try a real hot shower?
Me: No time yet. Maybe when Spencer naps
Friend: If I felt better I would come watch him so you could but I don’t wanna get you or him sick.
Me: Oh thanks but its okay .
Friend: No it’s not…it’s going to get worse if you don’t do something….trust me I know all about body aches
Me: I’m fine.. I pushed out a 10 lb 11 oz, 23.75″ kid… I know pain… I’m ok!

Insert long pause here………