Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

My Little “Sister” put this picture up on her facebook today. I was in a really crappy mood and this just made me laugh my azz off! Judging by the size of my puppy I was 18. OH DEAR GOD! I am so glad she looks just as bad as me! I LOVED those Fila’s! I am thinking now, at almost 32, the whole Nike Hat, Woolrich socks and Flannel didn’t really go together rotflmao. I so needed to laugh today. Thanks Mandy!

One of my good friends sent me this tonight. I needed the laugh and had to pass it on.

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. (TRY IT!)

I don’t write to many personal posts but I thought my fellow mom friends might find this funny. It is my duty to tell you that you are not alone! The past week or so my mind had been completely shot. It’s like when  you have kids, you develop that “mommy brain”, only this is worse. How bad is it right now? Last night I get a text message from my husband that says, “I am Starving!” At the time I was driving home from my mother in law’s in the rain with the boys. I didn’t want to text and drive so I called him. The conversation went something like this. (caps indicate yelling or a raised voice of course)

Royal: Hello?
Me: Are you trying to say you want me to bring you food?
Royal: Well if you want to
Me: What time is lunch?
Royal: I am on break now.
Me: WHAT TIME IS YOUR LUNCH?
Royal: I AM ON BREAK NOW!
Me: I KNOW THAT BUT WHEN IS LUNCH?!

At this point I am getting really ticked off. Why? I was thinking I had to drive to the other side of town to bring him lunch at work. You may be wondering, what’s wrong with that?

He was at school and hasn’t worked nights in over a year…. For once, my poor husband was getting yelled at for nothing (Rare, I know!) I publicly say that I am sorry honey lol I have completely lost it lol

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