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PostHeaderIcon Philosophy of Housecleaning

My mother-in-law sent me this today and I would like to dedicate this to my good friend Dawn. I love you for having the same views on cleaning as me!

I don’t do windows because …
I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company,I have named most of them,and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because…
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because…
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because…
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because…
I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!

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